mission statement (or how we learned to live in the Loanership Society) out of respect, out of genuine & eagle scout respect, please turn your cell phone on violent while we repurpose this here Constitution for your safety, for our Rome equity, really. The surer we were about which animal we wanted to visit the more feed we purchased for the beast, handfuls of warty pellets, crusts of wheat & iron & corpse, handfuls of dope lyrics; illegal rhymes & deplorably usurped tonnages. I looked down at your hands. Miniature trampolines. I wanted to record your encouraging glee & replay that glee every time someone called me. Let's unlock the entrepreneurial powers of the internet together! No. second thought, I'll do it all by myself